Because I could not stop for Death
He kindly stopped for me
The Carriage held but just Ourselves
I love when people shut the fuck up
We have 117 million problems and worrying about our status on the lacrosse team is not one of them.
Did anyone actually draw clip art or was it just born when the universe was
okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl
female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.
so in conclusion
if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick
THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST
I have seen things you wouldn’t believe.
I have lost things you will never understand.
Daenerys Targaryen meme: two episodes [2/2] → 3.07 The Bear and the Maiden Fair
"I have a gift for you as well. Your life. […] Reject this gift, and I shall show you no mercy."
James, are you tired of using that fake accent all the time? (x)
okay so there was this one time i went to walmart with a friend and someone just left their kid in the ball cage and it looked like walmart was selling children paired with a ball for five bucks